slack mole 

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

slack mole by Ferret March 21, 2005

Mole sack 

Someone who’s face is full of moles.

Carson is a mole sack.

Mole sack by Joemama46209 November 29, 2019

Slackhole 

Someone who engages in asshole-like behaviour, not through malice or any intentional act, but simply through indifference and lack of any action. Slackholes are so self absorbed with their own invented problems and excuses for their own inaction, they don't realize that their lack of action has an effect on other people.

I have 6 able bodied students who live next door to me. When it snows, they never shovel our shared walk. When they see me doing it, they don't say thank you and don't offer to help. They don't shovel their sidewalk and my daughter slipped and fell on the ice that formed as a result.

When I asked them to shovel their walk, they claimed they had no shovel. When I said they could borrow mine, they said they "didn't want to. They just wanted to live there, crash, and do as little as possible".

What a bunch of slackholes.

See Slacker

Slackhole by CitizenA February 22, 2011

slackpole 

When you're working with three-quarters chub.

I drank too much tonight and had to give her the slackpole

slackpole by Taintress July 9, 2017