douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

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Douchejuice

a drink commonly drank by lame-ass wiggers and/or jews

"Did you see what that Jew did? He must have been sippin' some douchejuice last night."

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The douchejuice cut me off

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interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

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To act like a douche once alcohol is involved. Alcohol related douchiness.

What's that girls problem? Is she on a douche juice only diet?

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Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

Douche Juice by Ms. P December 21, 2008

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A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Douche Juice by MrsTall November 6, 2012

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