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da laing 

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
da laing by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011

Da slang lang 

the language consisting of urban dictionary words and phrases
Sam: I'ma hitler yo ass. hahah beef walk!!!!
Savana: whatta gross meister. hippity hop to the barber shop.
Sam: Hahahah lolol i have the hippo giggles
Savana: stop that you dingleberry

Mariah: what are you guys saying?
Sam and savana: oh it's just da slang lang ya know. THUG LIFE
Da slang lang by suhmannthug July 30, 2011
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da mi darpash lainata 

Uncommon bulgarian joke used to wind up your friends. Means "To pull my shit".

In Bulgarian: "Да ми дърпаш лайната".
Friend: "Hey, are you coming with us?"
You: "To where?"
Friend: Da mi darpash lainataaa
You: …
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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