lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

lickadickaday by rtj loco January 2, 2004

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lickadickaday

a Trick Question meaning "lick a dick a day". in order to obtain its full effect word must be be said in a fast manner to someone with a lower social status than yourself.

you: "wagwan breh, do you lickadickaday?"
recipient: "Umm...yeh" - (not knowing what it means)
you: "WAAAAAAAAAAAASTEMAN1!!!111!!"

lickadickaday by penguin91874 January 18, 2008

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lickadickaday • Lickadickadays, The

lickadickaday

this is meant as joke and when said fast to another person it is pronounced as liga-digga-day. this hopefully will confuse the person ito saying yes.

hey mate do you lickadickaday?!

what?

do you lickadickaday?!

yeah

ahhh your gay you lick-a-dick-a-day!

lickadickaday by nedimiester November 30, 2011

Lickadickadays, The

A band created by Herman Dogg and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.

RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.

Herman Loco: Innit

Lickadickadays, The by rtj loco January 2, 2004

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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