Instawet 

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.

She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.

Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

Instawet 

When a man makes a woman instantly wet for them.

For example; Angela gets Instawet when she thinks of Adam; Adam makes Angela Instawet; Angela needs a courtesy wipe from Adam making her Instawet.

Instawet by PrincessFluffyPants May 12, 2020

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

instanet by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

Instawitch by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

instanet by pimptracy May 16, 2011

Instaweeb 

A person that becomes so invested in the anime community of Instagram to the point where they don't realize it's just social media and they begin to take it seriously

Crazy how all these instaweebs are arguing about a pedophile suspicion instead of going outside and living their life

Instaweeb by Kasaikarma January 28, 2019