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Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance
Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
A mysterious instruments played by the select few. It is the most important instrument of the low brass. The players get sick and tired of people asking what a Euphonium is, and most likely didn't tell you. That is why you are on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What's a Euphonium?
Euphonium Player: *face palm*
Euphonium by A Euph Player March 11, 2011
Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis
Euphoric by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

euphonium player 

A very talented sexy musican who is a natural born kisser
euphonium player by talented man September 12, 2015
a low brass instrument with 3 or 4 valves that can be played in treble or bass clef. hardly anybody knows what it is so euphonium players often get tired of explaining it. they are usually the least ignorant section in low brass and the smallest and most talented section in the band.
band director: can someone please explain the coda to the trombones!?
euphonium section: we can! we can!
euphonium by honorband71 July 7, 2010
A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
euphoric by apatheus November 11, 2013