Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schwertie 

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

Schwertie by Neekolas May 28, 2006

Schmartio 

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

Schmartio by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

schmertz by HJR May 2, 2006

Schmerking 

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

Schmerking by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

schmurtin 

schmurtin is a term for when either something is super awesome, sexy, cool, or vibey. can also be used as a term for jizzing. originating from the great schmurt antonio himself, as he uses these terms frequently.

John: Damn, this vid is schmurtin!
or
John: this bitch is schmurtin
or
John: I'm schmurtin hard

schmurtin by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

Schmelting 

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

Schmelting by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009