In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.
So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.