noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails )
1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.
2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or
trendy way.
See: Messenger bags, Fixed
Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.
3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current
hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the
bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and
walk around Shoreditch with an
air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.
Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
"
See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his
skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown
leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."