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Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.
Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.
kerrang by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes
lets watch kerrang (sky 454)
Kerrang by inoino December 9, 2003
A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.
kerrang by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005
kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!
"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?"
KERRANG by ickle_monkey121 February 22, 2004
verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.
she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.
kerrang by timmy November 24, 2004
a magazine which is the self proclaimed authority on "rock". The content is awful, pop bands with guitars, once upon atime they had rock bands with guitars before they sold out. Expect seveare critisim if your band doesnt begin with 'the', your not absolute posers and you dont have a drummer that is incabable of speeds past 40bpm.
Damn! Im out of toilet paper, i just got to go W.H.Smiths and swipe a Kerrang!
Kerrang by KingSamuel May 4, 2004