Asslimia

Ass'Lee'Mia

A rare disease in which the patient has strong urges to shit immediately after consuming solids. Similar to Bulimia, but with the orifice being the Asshole.

Tom doesn't eat Mexican because it exacerbates his Asslimia.

Jane doesn't eat out because she has a very strong case of Asslimia.

"Dude, where's the bathroom? My Asslimia's kicking in..."

Asslimia by RKayali March 31, 2009

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asslemia

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

asslemia by jozie April 5, 2007

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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