asslemia 

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

asslemia by jozie April 5, 2007

assleviathan 

someone who is so mind-numbingly assholish it can only be descibed in the biblical sense.

Jeebus! Bradley is all assleviathan today! Run! the four whores-men of buttbaggery are coming next!

assleviathan by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011

Asslimia 

Ass'Lee'Mia

A rare disease in which the patient has strong urges to shit immediately after consuming solids. Similar to Bulimia, but with the orifice being the Asshole.

Tom doesn't eat Mexican because it exacerbates his Asslimia.

Jane doesn't eat out because she has a very strong case of Asslimia.

"Dude, where's the bathroom? My Asslimia's kicking in..."

Asslimia by RKayali March 31, 2009