An old Playboy who teaches the way of Nooking (Intense driven sex) through introduction in english class. To obtain the "Pritzker" one must have acute sense of style and a killer mustache. Along with inablility to look straight in one's eye and have gnarled fingers.

OMG that guy is a RAGING PRITZKER!!!

Pritzker by THE ODAWG November 2, 2011

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Pritzker Pit Stop

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

Pritzker Pit Stop by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker

A politically-motivated Twitter account that supports JB Pritzker, Governor of Illinois, making memes about Pritzker as a nomadic warrior of the “Illinois Khanate”.

Did you see the new Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker post?

Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker by PhilDaBirdMan February 10, 2026

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Pritzkered

V. When a woman ejaculates so intensely during orgasm that she releases immense amounts of fluid, typically in a squirting fashion. Also frequently referred to as squirting however, pritzkering is more controlled and the woman can use this ability to pritzker where and when she wants usually for acts of deviousness.

Last night she pritzkered all over me when I was going down on her.

Damn it woman! You just pritzkered on my cashmere sweater.

Pritzkered by Anonym789 January 4, 2012

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