todger 

Penis British

Nice todger

todger by Heretic May 20, 2002

todger 

1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger

todger by holyroman April 18, 2005

Todger 

Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.

Todger by TejTejTej August 18, 2006

todger 

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

todger by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Todger 

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

Todger by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Todger 

To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.

Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!

Todger by midlandriot September 30, 2011

Todger 

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

Todger by rockin_hard February 4, 2023