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When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.
Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
Hawk it by Front Desk Sqwaad July 24, 2019
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Tony Hawk'ing it 

When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat
Where the hell is my poop?

*Looks under the seat*

Oh, there it is, i Tony Hawk'ed it.

*calls friend"

Dude, I pooped and I managed Tony Hawk'ing it!!!

it's a hawk out there 

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American
It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026