brogul

a joke from r/kidsarefuckingstupid (ft Ailurus)
the original picture showed a bad drawing of a broccoli

Laurette: What is your favorite vegetable?
Bryan: brogul
Laurette: You're adopted

brogul by fishgaming February 27, 2021

Brogul

a small group of douche bags aka "bro's" whom tend to flock together. much like a gaggle of geese, or a murder of crows. Most can be found in shopping mall food courts, and drunk in parking lots outside restraunts and wal-marts.

Hey tom, there is a brogul in the parking lot blasting "crazy bitch" by buckcherry and seeing who can punch the each other in the nuts the hardest.

Brogul by Jo-breezy January 11, 2009

Brogus 

When a Bro commits an act that is considered bogus to another Bro.

Bro #1 - "Hey, Bro. Don't be mad, but I hooked up with your ex last night at a party."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"

Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."

Brogus by Drawers8894 September 3, 2015

Brogle Male

The ultimate being, one above all, an absolute sex machine.

"Ayooo is that God?!?!"
"No. Thats a Brogle Male. *shits pants intensively*

Brogle Male by Shrigma Male October 12, 2021

Brogle 

Brogle is a common green vegetable that kind of looks like a tree. It is also referred to as Broccoli.

Would you like some raw brogle Jeffery?

Brogle by Brogle Boiiiiii April 4, 2020

Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.

Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'

Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

Brogle 

Brgoel taste good

I eat brogle for breakfast and dinner but never lunch!

Brogle by Brogle mam November 11, 2019