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An abbreviation for the word Quality. In the context of status. Quals is an adjective, used when the item being described surpasses the quality of everything else, by far, leaving only one word left - Quals.

Only to be used by the super-cool and often used more frequently when drunk and rowdy.
"This Spaghetti is quals."

-"Did you hear Andy got sucky sucky last night?"
-"No, really? Quals"

-"How was she, Andy?"
-"Quals."
Quals by Stann0rz March 5, 2008
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qualified immunity 

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights
A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

Quagsire 

Quagsire is an absolute unit and derps its way around the Johto region of Pokemon.
Jeff: Quagsire is an absolute unit.
Jeff is correct.
Quagsire by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018