zalk 

to be charged excessive legal fees by an attorney with absolutely no improvement in the outcome of your legal case

"If you need a divorce lawyer in NYC, shop around for a good, ethical one: don't get Zalked."
"Paris Hilton really got Zalked after being jailed for a .08 BAC DUI."

zalk by lawyer victim January 7, 2009

Zalko

1: a necessary party favor;
2: one who mingles;

"There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."

Zalko by mxisaac August 24, 2004

Zalkikar 

The best thing to ever happen to anyone.

He was so happy when he met his Zalkikar

Zalkikar by Faffaffaf April 4, 2013