hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Bamhocked

A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.

Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."

Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

Hancocked 

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Hammocked 

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

Hammocked by bikindaf July 28, 2009

Hamhock 

The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.

1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.

Hamhock by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013

hamhock 

Any appendage of an over weight person.

Damn, move your fucken hamhock so I can get up.

hamhock by spokes1124 March 2, 2004

John Hancocked 

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

John Hancocked by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010