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Maggoted 

when u get on the piss and u spew up ur guys everywhere
fuck u where maggoted last night
Maggoted by Gareth Littlehales November 21, 2004
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1. Behavioural patterns that people take up to make them thrive on rot.
2. Behaviours, both conscious and unconscious that are typical of people who have profited so well from a rotten system that they will go to any length to keep the system rotten.

Rotten systems breed maggots.

If the rot lasts for too long, it may have regular organisms start adapting to behave like maggots... hunters adapting to scavenging for instance.

For the human species, the systems are typical of most societies that were ruled by proxy as opposed to full foreign occupation with sheer military might.
During the colonial period, the foreign looters had to collaborate with the "low-lives" in the society and give them a lot of power over the rest of the populace.

This is usually an incubation period and if they last long enough, the low-lifers/bottom feeders become dominant.

As a result, the environment gets to "ferment" under the putridness of "Low-lifer" dominance and that becomes the new normal.

They thrive for so long that they take over the structure of the societies and become strong principalities unto themselves.
Also, because the rot forms a "fully-living" system, they're efficient at treating anyone that tries to clean it as an attacker/foreign body.
e.g

Protester 1: "We just want the police to stop killing us randomly and selling our parts for money. Why are people trying so hard to silence us?"

Protester 2: "It's just maggotery bro. That racket has been going on for decades and they have grown wealthy and powerful from the profits."

e.g

Citizen1: "Look! Refugees are fleeing from that massacre of last night, let's front a non-profit and pretend to help them so we can cash out."
Citizen2: "Ewww! That's maggotery."
maggotery by Capn Hack Sparrow November 3, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026