The love (infatuation) experienced when a person has feelings of attraction to a being that is not unlike the singing little orange people in Willy Wonka. Often the subjects of infatuation are short, stocky, and/or very judgemental.
Kayla caught Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS) by getting too friendly with that short kid in algebra.
A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa LoompaSalad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.