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A Disease of severe tightness unable to pay for anything doesn't have a wallet and always asking for "Spare Change"
Oh man did you see the way he hepburned his way out of that round of beers amazing
The last time it was Hepburns shout he caught laryngitis
Hepburn by Wants his money back October 17, 2008
Hepburn is Australian slang for the inability to own or operate a car.
You dont own a car? You are such a hepburn.

Cant believe you hepburned your car
Hepburn by TommySwift September 23, 2009
1. A man, usually clad in flannel and/or lumberjackesque attire, that posesses the ability to grow a bushy, not quite groomed enough to be handlebar mustache.

2. In reference to said mustache.
"Our construction teacher is a total hepburn."

"My dad is starting to grow a hepburn"
Hepburn by Erin B November 14, 2007
man that guy is a hepburn
hepburn by shady character February 10, 2007
An ancient Scottish unit for the measurement of stupidity, a "full Hepburn" would be incapable of even breathing without assistance.
"That guy is a hepburn short of a full dining set"
Hepburn by LordBadger September 30, 2013

hepburn-type 

1. term to describe that rare type of woman who delights in being a truly independent individual; often breaks conventions; intelligient; bold; personification of cool and classy

2. may come off as hard-edged or cold but passionate with men who deserve it

3. common characteristics: slender frame, powerful voice, untamed hair, fierce eyes
hepburn-type by berg May 29, 2005