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zucchinied 

To be beyond the level of "Blasted" when refering to being high.
*takes hit off third bowl*
"Dude im fucked up"
......
"Duudee your zucchinied"
zucchinied by Dogma or January 28, 2016

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner
Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!
zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini 

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.
"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."
Zucchini by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.
Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchini Beanie 

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.
"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

Zucchini Glasgow 

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.
I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.
Zucchini Glasgow by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019