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Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
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jonasisdumb 

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb
Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!
jonasisdumb by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019
The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)
OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
Jonasim by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010

_jonasisdaddy_ 

she's kind, loving, pretty and one saggy ass potato. she have a very big boobs and she have a big ass , she love to choke on dicks and suck dicks same thing and if she takes u to bed this will be an exprience u will never forgot
_jonasisdaddy_ by nastykrecioch August 27, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026