squalometer 

A person with real problems. Mostly referred to a guy/girl who has mental issues. People who're names start with an N,E or T is a result of this term.

Wow, he's definitely a squalometer guy.
That girl looks like a squalometer.

squalometer by Squalometer May 16, 2018

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

squawkometer 

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

squawkometer by QuacksO January 1, 2019