crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

crimplet by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

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Crimpet

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

Crimpet by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008

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Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

Crimpleighbald Smellington by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020