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Kontominated 

When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.

e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back

Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him

2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!

Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Cuntaminated 

When a group of people, usually in a position of power, are abusing or neglecting their power and behaving like total cunts.
The whole of the council cabinet has become cuntaminated an needs to step down.
Cuntaminated by KC AJ July 4, 2017

contaminate 

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.
Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.
contaminate by edstar77 April 9, 2014

Cuntaminated 

State of being a person finds themself in after all their buddies learn of their one night stand with the sleaziest, manliest, most scandalous and vile sack-chasing bitch in the hood and are now considered the newest laughing stock and also become blacklisted by all other ladies who learn of it....this is something that can't be reversed or changed, so it is therefore a permanent social status, kinda how jungle fever is with white race-traitor bitcbes...
Damn bro, Mike used to pull so much booty, then he hooked up with that jank-junkie Blowqueetha one night when she was feinding super bad, now all the rest of these broads cold-shoulder him like he's been cuntaminated....no mo skank- hunting with him now...

Contimidated 

Some idiot spelling contimidated instead of intimidating contimidate is another typo word for intimidate.
girl: Omg your so contimidated
boy: its actually spelt intimidating
Contimidated by wotler October 6, 2021