Cumstard 

a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks

"oi do you want Cumstard on your Feckle BUrger"

"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"

Cumstard by Co-owner of Innuendo King December 27, 2009

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

Fishfingers and Custard by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010