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blapster 

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head
blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex
blapster by Slapman April 12, 2014

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019
Any gun or firearm
When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!
blaster by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster 

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus
Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

Good-Blaster 

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.
Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.
Good-Blaster by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012

poot blaster 

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
poot blaster by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016