AnchorLAD 

A Lad who has become exceedingly proficient in quoting the the funniest and most memorable quotes from the film "Anchorman".
One of the best cult comedies ever, this film helps unite generations of highly laddish lads in the pursuit of witty and humourous banter. It is "The Hangover" of it's time.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: ...That doesn't make sense.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

Lads: These guys are true AnchorLADs

AnchorLAD by JacobIsALAD May 25, 2011

anchorman 

hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.

"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."

"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"

"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"

"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"

"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"

"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"

"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."

"I love... lamp"

"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."

"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket

anchorman by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

Anchorman 

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

Anchorman by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Anchorage Steamer 

Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you whilst casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness.

Sarah Palin just laid an Anchorage Steamer on that show!

Anchorage Steamer by lennydan January 20, 2011

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

cat anchored by poisonivey March 30, 2023

anchormanoff 

When two or more anchorman fans meet and challenge each other to a quote off, winner is decided when the opponent is quoted out

Judith and Simon's anchormanoff ended in a bloody battle to the death, but their blood drips down to the children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken so everyones a winner

anchormanoff by JustJude February 7, 2010

Anchored Down 

A slang term suggesting a person is involved in or attached to a situation whereby options or opportunities are limited.

Peter keeps telling everyone he is planning on leaving Michelle, but we all know he's not going anywhere. He's too anchored down with all of those kids they have together.

Anchored Down by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 25, 2019