Keystone Light

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.

Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.

Keystone Light by macpj March 28, 2008

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Keystone Light

The world's most powerful laxative.

"Dude, I drank a 12 pack of Keystone Light this weekend and had the shits for 3 days."

"Who needs Exlax when you can just drink Keystone Light? Plus it is cheaper."

Keystone Light by cones90 September 28, 2009

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the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

keystone light by absdude August 4, 2008

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water mixed with fermented pisss!!

dude I had 10 keystone lights and im only half buzzed

keystone light by captain.trips November 5, 2010

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Keystone Light

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.

Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.

Keystone Light by J-Mont April 1, 2008

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Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

Keystone Lighting by Webster42 February 20, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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