Definitions by J-Mont

Keystone Light 

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.

Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.

Keystone Light by J-Mont April 1, 2008

Big Poops 

A person who tends to clog every toilet he/she shits in.

Girl:The toilet is over flowing downstairs!

Girl 2:Yeah some kid just clogged the one upstairs and then he went to Wendy's.

Josh:Well what do you expect when you invite Big Poops to your house

Big Poops by J-Mont April 1, 2008