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elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.
Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.
elephant parade by andylong85 March 23, 2008

Parade of Elephants 

A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.
During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants
Parade of Elephants by FIlTR May 31, 2009

parade of elephants 

When more than 2 guys stand or walk in a line with one hand up in the air, and with the other hand, they hold onto the boner of the guy behind them, in the same way a family of elephants will hold on to each other's tail with their trunk.
Wow, what a frat party that was last night. We had a parade of elephants and everything!
parade of elephants by beetnick55 February 10, 2007

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026