eugle 

A search engine that takes 4-6 week to return an incorrect answer.

Mon dieu, I search on zee eugle and am steel eeting my orse before it gums back!

eugle by LeBain March 12, 2008

eugle 

The act of staring into space for a few hours, lowering brian activity to zero. Usualy followed by an insanely stupit act

Jim eugled, went for a walk and passed out on the highway

eugle by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Eugene Backpack 

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.

"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."

Eugene Backpack by innocentEugenewithbackpack May 27, 2016

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Young Eagles Program 

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!

What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!

Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016

Code Eugene 

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.

Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*

Code Eugene by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016

Code Eugene 

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.

Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack

Code Eugene by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016