His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

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haimish

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."

I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.

haimish by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

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hajimesbiggestsfan

hajimesbiggestsfan Is a very hot person who gets banned on TikTok for no reason this person is a very kind person and very hot like I said 😮😮

“Hey have you heard of hajimesbiggestsfan?” “No” “ew you loser they are very hot!!!”

hajimesbiggestsfan by NagitoGotDrip March 10, 2021

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Haines

Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.

Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.

Haines by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021

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