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three dates 

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.
Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

three dates by bootyshaker69 January 25, 2008

Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl 

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.
"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."

three date rule 

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
three date rule by sf chica July 9, 2005
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026