angerwank
Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.
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Angerwank
When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.
2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.
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angertwink
A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:
1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.
2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.
Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.
2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.
Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
Sneering at his own fabulous reflection, the angertwink simultaneously plucked an errant hair from his razor thin brows and did a tiny discreet bump of cocaine while throwing shade upon the crowd of trolls waiting to wash their unworthy hands.
angertwink by Chris and Joe May 25, 2006
dangerwank
Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
dangerwank by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
angerland
the country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status.
angerland by chris firth August 13, 2006
angertwink
A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:
1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.
2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.
Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.
2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.
Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
Sneering at his own fabulous reflection, the angertwink simultaneously plucked an errant hair from his razor thin brows and did a tiny discreet bump of cocaine while throwing shade upon the crowd of trolls waiting to wash their unworthy hands.
angertwink by Chris and Joe May 28, 2006
anger wank
The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.
Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
anger wank by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008