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angertwink 

A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:

1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.

2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.

Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
Sneering at his own fabulous reflection, the angertwink simultaneously plucked an errant hair from his razor thin brows and did a tiny discreet bump of cocaine while throwing shade upon the crowd of trolls waiting to wash their unworthy hands.
angertwink by Chris and Joe May 25, 2006
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angertwink 

A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:

1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.

2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.

Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.
Sneering at his own fabulous reflection, the angertwink simultaneously plucked an errant hair from his razor thin brows and did a tiny discreet bump of cocaine while throwing shade upon the crowd of trolls waiting to wash their unworthy hands.
angertwink by Chris and Joe May 28, 2006

Angertainment 

(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.
Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...
Angertainment by Samson III September 30, 2008

angerwank 

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.
"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"
angerwank by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

Angerwank 

When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.
2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.
Angerwank by BiHexual December 10, 2020
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