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Angerpated 

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.
Angerpated by whev January 6, 2011

DadMom AngryPants

No true meaning, just a funny quote from an old SpongeBob episode.
Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know.

Angrypants 

Describes an emotion and/or attitude felt by everyday fustrations.
Do you have your Angrypants on today?

Baby dont be Angrypants with me!
Angrypants by Peaches Galore February 23, 2009

Afterpants 

1. The designated time of the evening in which everyone at the party is no longer wearing pants.

2. A sex bungalo of a DJ on CJMQ 88.9 radio.
Yo brah I was kickin it at this partay and it was all afterpants up in there!

or

Dang, that afterpants is a piece of sh*t.
Afterpants by bazookaradio February 2, 2006

Andeepants 

a faecal stain on the inside of a person's underwear. Commonly referred as skid marks. More noticeable when someone is wearing white underwear.
Skid Mark Marcus over here has got a case of Andeepants that’s disgusting.
Andeepants by Plarkis December 24, 2022