Helmut

Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.

everybody should have a friend like Helmut

Helmut by ohbigonekenobie February 4, 2010

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helmut

A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.

After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.

helmut by Higley September 21, 2009

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Helmut

A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.

"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".

"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"

Helmut by Cheung September 14, 2008

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Helmut

Gettin some head, brain, blowjob, knowledge,etc. See blowjob.

this girl gave me good helmut last night, i nutted in her mouth.

Helmut by Shock C February 13, 2007

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helmut

Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.

Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?

Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.

helmut by shadowfighter April 17, 2009

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Helmut

Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man

The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin.

He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.

lol, Teh Helmut Man!

Helmut by MotionCoil May 13, 2005

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Helmut

A nickname given to a person, typically male, with an abnormal large head. The size and shape of the head clearly resembles a WW2 German helmet.

ME:- Lads, this is my new friend .
FRIENDS:- Jesus what a massive head, we shall call you Helmut.

Helmut by Fireman71 June 2, 2018

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