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crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Crackcident 

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.
Crackcident by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

Crackcident 

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.
If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.
Crackcident by Anandaconda August 19, 2010

Crackcident 

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.
Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.
Crackcident by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

Crackcident 

The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.
Crackcident by Michaeladt January 8, 2009

Crackcident 

This is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying
Where's Tina, oh she's at the Emergency Psych Unit recovering, I think she had a crackcident.