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bell-cheddar

The accumulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see 'smegma') of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.
Boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?
Girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.
Boyfriend: ok cheese it is.
Girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my fucking mouth. forget it!
bell-cheddar by Mirrorrim September 7, 2008

Bell-Cheddar

Originated from the word Bellend, describes someone who lacks common sense and makes dumb decisions.

Can also mean a smelly/cheesy Penis Head
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Bell-Cheddar by DanH May 2, 2013

bell end cheddar 

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
bell end cheddar by Pete May 22, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026