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Usefuln't 

An adjective describing something or someone that is not very useful.
"Yea, David is pretty usefuln't. I heard that he tried to put someone's stapler in Jell-O the other day!"
Usefuln't by RespectTheFancy November 25, 2020
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usefulivity 

The personal thought of usefulness of an individual in an every day context.
Scott: Then why would you never make the effort (to go on a date)

Christine: 'Cause I'm a useless person.

Scott: You're not useless. I like you for you, regardless of your usefulivity.
usefulivity by qr25de April 22, 2011

usefulnessity 

Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.
This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.
usefulnessity by psykobear August 1, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026