Another description for that
old Science teacher you used to have in grade
nine with his pants up to his nipples that
always smiled at the children. Yeah, that's the one.
"Dude, Mr. Kenderdine's smiling at you again..."
"What the fuck? Like, I've never been in his class before. What a pedo!"
"Pfft, that's a good thing. You wouldn't BELIEVE what happened to
poor little Timothy last month..."