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clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.
clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006
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clownshoes 

adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical
The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.
clownshoes by cheesecake227 January 1, 2006

clownshoes 

1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool
1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."
clownshoes by u-e March 31, 2005

clownshoes 

1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.

2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."
1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.

2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?
clownshoes by Whohah April 25, 2003

clownshoes 

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"
clownshoes by Leemondo McDizzle November 3, 2003

Clownshoes 

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.
Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.
Clownshoes by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

clownshoes 

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.
These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.
clownshoes by Tim September 8, 2003