blund 

short for blunder, this word was coined by aggrivated minorities during the race riots of 06, which occured in cambridge MA, in my dream, last night.

THIS SHITS A FUCKIN BLUND! As biggy smalls once said, "Whys it allways white what a fuckin blund, fatass scam like diet pills and the jimmy fund."

blund by alesaurus lex June 6, 2007

A Blund 

A person who instead of accepting defeat in a argument says offencive things towards you that were in no way related to the argument.

Jen: Okay, seriously , ive had enough with your crap. You know i won the argument so go away!

Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!

Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!

A Blund by SatansBoss September 11, 2012

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015

Blendette 

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.

Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”

Blendette by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019