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typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007
Related Words
sheys skyscraper skers skyset skeksis Skepsis Skeyyt skease skeeser skeesh
a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship
Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses
skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007
A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.
Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !
Skeswomp by mrtool January 27, 2015

speyside 

A brand of whiskey (://www.speysidedistillery.co.uk/).
clear your thoughts with speyside
speyside by Patrick December 4, 2004
to pooh... to shit in the toilet bowl. To crap... etc to pooh in the diaper
shit, poop, dung, feces, crap, to sheyser in the toilet.
sheyser by Jenn Fedak September 3, 2006
two or more sexy ladies.
"phwoar look at that sketset."
sketset by hayleytompope October 20, 2008