dickwhip 

the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

dickwhip by Big Steve September 4, 2003

dickwhip 

A male who slaps another male with an erect or semi-erect dick

Alonzo dickwhips Andrew every day

dickwhip by DrPhil October 17, 2003

Dickwhip 

To whip someone with a limp dick. Whipping must be administered on wither the ass cheek or the face.

"Call me a pussy one more time! I'm gonna dickwhip you!"

Dickwhip by Teddy "Bear" Topper January 19, 2009

dickwipe 

someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole

That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?

dickwipe by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004

dickship 

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

dickship by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

Dickwhiz 

A person who is extremely smart, but is a total dick-head and jackass at the same time. So, basically every suck-up, brainy, ego-head out there.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE......

That dude over there is a total Dickwhiz!
I may be stupid, but you're a Dickwhiz!
Dickwhiz Dickwhiz Dickwhiz!!! They're every where!!! It's a Dickwhizabonanza!!!!!

Dickwhiz by DS co. February 19, 2011

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020