manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007

Manicorn 

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.

Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.

Manicorn by Klabanator June 8, 2018

manicorn 

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.

Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.

manicorn by Elisabunny February 21, 2010

Manicorn 

A solo male in the Lifestyle, who actually understands the lifestyle and non monogamous relationships, communicative and , and usually experienced.

We've met so many solo men but only one manicorn who knew what he was doing, he's vetted in the community.

Manicorn by The Swingers Wife December 1, 2020

manicorn 

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.

I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.

manicorn by the_mumbler February 5, 2010

manicorn 

A sexually inaccessible male. Some manicorns flaunt themselves in front of you and brag about how they're not getting any even though you've offered so many times they always have an excuse why it's not a good time.

That TD is such a manicorn. He always talks about not getting laid but if you offer he makes up a reason why it's not a good time.

manicorn by ManicornHunter July 27, 2012

manicorn 

A half-man, half-beast creature, with an unholy horn on his head. On 420, Todd discovers that its just a gay biker named Carl.

The manicorn only shows up in the most holy turnip patch on 420.

manicorn by reslived January 17, 2009