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Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
Balls by Cumintha May 3, 2022
A redneck measurement of power. The equation is (Bhp + ft-lbs torque)/22.8.
Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!
Balls by Ganjaninja1031 July 4, 2016
Why the fuck are you searching up balls idiot!Balls are something you don't have.
Guy 1:Wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2:Sure..
Guy 1:Why didn't the clown juggle at the circus today?
Guy 2:I don't know
Guy 1:Because he didn't have the "balls" to do it.
Guy 2:Mom you can't make jokes..
Guy 1 (mom):I made you.
Guy 2:Fuck you
Guy 1(mom):I will
Balls by Bitzboy May 16, 2017
1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
Balls by Anonymous June 29, 2003
Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that
balls by funnyman21224 July 31, 2010
These are the saggy, sweaty, smelly gods of the male genitals.

Apart from the penis, the balls are the most exciting thing you could have near, on or in your face. They taste and feel like a piece of heaven.
"I feel like I have died and gone to balls."
Balls by BizT January 8, 2008